One of my favourite

Where speech will not succeed, it is better to be silent.

                    

• There are souls in this world which have the gift of finding joy everywhere and of leaving it behind them when they go. 
• Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake
• To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
• Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain — and most fools do.

• Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
• Use soft words and hard arguments.
• The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything;they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
• The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.
• I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
• If you don’t know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!
• But few have spoken of the actual pleasure derived from giving to someone, from creating something, from finishing a task, form offering unexpected help almost invisibly and anonymously.
• Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy
• If you want to reach a goal, you must ’see the reaching’ in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal.
• A man is happy so long as he chooses to be happy.
• Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.

• Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
• He who laughs, lasts.
• If something happens you cannot control, then life isnt going to wait for you to catch up; you just have to keep on moving with life. If its a boyfriend problem, then think, Im worth way more then all this. Im going to make it and life goes on.
• Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
• I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.
• Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game
• I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.
• Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s a pretty good one.

• Think like a queen.A queen is not afraid to fail.Failure is another stepping stone to greatness
• A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.
• My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
• If you love someone stand there and do it, if you don’t, don’t! There is no other way!
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.
• There are always flowers for those who want to see them .
• To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.
• Well done is better than well said.

The Bucket list 2007

                    ”When he closed his eyes, his heart was opened.”

2008 Enjoy!!!!

           Vorbe de duh

1. “Nu poti sa le ai pe toate. Cum sa zic, … unde le-ai pune?”  Steven Wright
3. “A te casatori inseamna a-ti vari mana intr-un cos cu serpi, in speranta c-o sa scoti un tipar” Leonardo Da Vinci
4. “Nu ma simt batran. De fapt, pana la ora amiezii nu simt nimic. Iar dupa aceea ma culc.” Bob Hope
5. “Nu e ciudat ca toti cei care se declara in favoarea avortului s-au nascut deja?” Patrick Murray
6. “Adulterul? Ce rost are sa te prostesti mancand hamburgeri cand ai friptura acasa?” Paul Newman
7. “Nu te duce niciodata la culcare suparat- ramai treaz si bate-te.” Phyllis Diller
8. “Cand vezi pe cine iau unele fete de barbat, iti dai seama cat de mult urasc sa-si castige singure existenta.” Helen Rowland
9. “Misoginul este barbatul care le uraste pe femei la fel de mult cum se urasc intre ele.” H. L. Mencken
10. “Cand ai necazuri, oamenii care suna ca sa te consoleze nu vor decat sa afle mai multe detalii.” Edgar W. Howe 
11. “Cand vezi cum vine prietenul fetei tale si-o ia de acasa, ai sentimentul ca-i inmanezi un Stradivarius de un milion de dolari unei gorile.” Jim Bishop
12. “Imi las intreaga avere sotiei, cu conditia sa se recasatoreasca. Vreau sa ma asigur ca o sa existe cel putin un om caruia o sa-i para rau ca am murit.” Heinrich Heine
13. “Singurul loc in care barbatii le cer femeilor sa aiba profunzime e decolteul” Zsa Zsa Gabor
14. “Cand barbatul are o particica feminina, e de dorit ca particica aceea sa fie o doamna.” G.M. Young
15. “Femeile care pot fac. Cele care nu pot devin feministe” Bobby Riggs
16. “Logodnicul meu si cu mine avem o mica divergenta. Eu vreau o cununie religioasa ca in povesti, cu domnisoare de onoare, flori si petrecere unde sa nu te uiti la bani. El vrea sa desfacem logodna.” Sally Poplin
17. “Televiziunea e foarte educativa- cum dau peste o emisiune, cum ma duc in alta camera si citesc o carte.”  Groucho Mark
18. “La drept vorbind, nu-mi plac banii, dar mi-am dat seama ca ma calmeaza.” Joe Louis
19. “Din punct de vedere biologic, daca te musca ceva, exista o probabilitate mai mare sa fie femela. ” Desmond Morris